Kareoke will never be a sober sport
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
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the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
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The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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