I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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