I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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