Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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