I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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