ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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