The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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