Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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