New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I skipped work to stalk him.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
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