god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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