i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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