It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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