you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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