all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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