HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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