Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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