this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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