In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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