Your tits are I can't wait for
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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