i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
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Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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