I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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