i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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