at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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