Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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