Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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