Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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