Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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