so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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