Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
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Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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