hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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