talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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