A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
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She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
whose ass print is on the piano?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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