i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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