Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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