they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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