Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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