I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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