i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
