i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
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How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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