she was so not down for the gang bang
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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