Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
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He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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