Your dad touched me again.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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