I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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