Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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