We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she peed on how many people?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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