I think I died a long time ago.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
A bitchslap is in order.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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