i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
tequila makes me forget i have legs
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Randomize
