i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Randomize