nut hugger
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
