how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
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In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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