but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Randomize