so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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