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I have demons in me.

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(757): I have demons in me. http://tfl.nu/h6bj

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Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?

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(502): Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF? http://tfl.nu/6t5x

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just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life

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(720): just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life http://tfl.nu/vlqm

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The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.

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(203): The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately. http://tfl.nu/h16j

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It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group

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(250): It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group http://tfl.nu/b8ix

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Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.

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(904): Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon. http://tfl.nu/n05i

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I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.

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(+44): I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy. http://tfl.nu/np1e

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I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.

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(508): I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right. http://tfl.nu/agio

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You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance

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(604): You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance http://tfl.nu/i8te

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Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.

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(417): Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail. http://tfl.nu/0q6b

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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.

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(512): Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference. http://tfl.nu/5ngp

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the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes

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(818): the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes http://tfl.nu/djiq

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Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car

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(562): Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car http://tfl.nu/galf

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After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.

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(603): After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe. http://tfl.nu/65wu

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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good

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(757): You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good http://tfl.nu/ql8q

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