I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
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you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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