Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Randomize
