dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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